Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, etc…
It’s happened!
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Obviously asking for a friend, which club?
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I believe Berghain is pretty infamous for that sort of thing.
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thats the one!
At least you got in, take that as a triumph itself. Nearest I’ve got was a nicht heute Nacht from Sven.
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Yeah I was in October this year! Managed to get on the guest list thanks to the purchase of a large volume of vinyl from an independent shop. They were most helpful in facilitating my entry lol
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Didn’t know that nightclubs operated the Rolex model of business 
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Who knew? There’s a website for the Scottish Gritter Tracker!
Other notable gritters are ‘Snowy Tribbiani’, ‘Spready Mercury’, ‘Just Be Gritful’, ‘Gritty Gritty Bang Bang’, ‘Sir Andy Flurry’, and ‘Buzz Ice-Clear’.
There’s even a 3D version. 
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‘Blobs-R-Us’, the high street dildo chain, has found itself embroiled in controversy:
They have announced that they are going to start selling Beer flavoured Lube that is 6.3% ABV, for women to rub on their privates in a bid to encourage men to perform oral sex on them.
Campaigners have condemned the move because of fears it will lead to 24 hour minge drinking.
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