Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

No Pan Pipes?

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I paid actual money to go to a recorder recital fairly recently… We all have our limits…

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Lasagne & Chips

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My New Year’s resolution is to ensure I cross things off my to-do list every day.

Doesn’t matter if I’ve done them or not. I’ll cross them off anyway.

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One of the engineering junior managers where I used to work had a steel-topped table which doubled as his workshop desk. Rumour had it on the first day back in the new year he would pile all of the previous year’s undealt-with paperwork onto this and set it on fire. He said he “liked to make a fresh start”.

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Oldie but a goodie . . .

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2023

Written by Stephen King.

Directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Soundtrack by Yoko Ono.

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The late, great John Candy . . .

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Science news:

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