Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[Sir_Franc]

[shrink]

What’s green and smells like pork…

…. Kermit’s fingers

[pmac]

We’ve hit a new low guys.

[mickbald]

But how does he know…

[shrink]

In a world where we are making jokes about the size of a turd… there is no new low to be found

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Disrespect Kermit if you must, but disrespecting pork is banhammerable around here…

[MrKettle]

BRB, off to post this to ASR.

[J_B]

[omsoc]

[J_B]

[octh]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[2a3]

[2a3]

I keep trying to forget about 1980s music.

But there is always something there to remind me.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Bah!

[mickbald]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Very pleased and proud to have just completed my seventh marathon in a row.

Or ‘Snickers’ as they’re now called…

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Sir_Franc]

[johnny_s]