Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

A horse goes Into a bar, and orders a pint…
The bartender says “You know, you’re in here a lot. Do you think you might have an alcohol problem?”
The horse says “I don’t think I am…” and promptly vanishes from existence.

This was a joke about the famous line from philosophy - “I think, therefore I am.”

But if I had explained that at the beginning, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

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Just needs a tache and that’s my dad

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He fixed it for Jim as well then Dave :joy:

Aye, both twats.

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It was a toss up whether this belongs here or the plane thread but it amused me

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Is that @Mrs_Maureen_OPinion driving back from the pub?

Far too modern a vehicle for him

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Sorry; not sorry… :innocent:

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:thinking: Surely he should have been taking the morning train, no ?

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:joy:

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This one made me literally lol… in bed… miss shrink does not look pleased!

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