Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

That’s not funny, it’s sad (and true !)

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I spy a contra rotating platter…

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I’ve just spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do to help.

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Every newspaper op-ed piece ever since the dawn of time…

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Convincing your girlfriend she’s crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting, and it’s a dick move.

But convincing her she’s a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning.

That’s a Phillip K. Dick move.

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Not so sure I want a pizza anymore.

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Not even with our Special Sausage, sir?

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Flat earth extinction theory

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