Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[Sir_Franc]

[Pilgrim]

[J_B]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[MrKettle]

[2a3]

Tomorrow is that time of year.

So remember, never buy flowers from a monk.

Only you can prevent florist friars.

[J_B]

[bmtell]

Just got fired from my job working at a keyboard factory.

They claimed I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

[Jim]

Ffs, I’ll shift you into the banned bin in a minute.

[bmtell]

My Mexican friend has just been prescribed anxiety medication. They are for Hispanic attacks.

[MrKettle]

@Jim

Ffs, I’ll shift you into the banned bin in a minute.

So you will give him a Break and Ctrl when he can Return?

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Romance is alive and well on St Valentine’s Eve:

[htm_1968]

Not topical but it made me snigger…

[bmtell]

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

[Sir_Franc]

[TMC]

[MJ2]

[stu]

[johnny_s]

[johnny_s]