How do you find sheep in tall grass?
Irresistible
How do you find sheep in tall grass?
Irresistible
You old romantic, you.
Liked and shared. Because bad mood reasons.
And that’s the most middle-class joke we’re likely to see this month
Pretty sure it was also the most middle class joke we saw last month too
Maximum overWaitrose…
I recall the first accounting of this was on slate, using chalk left over from the creation of the penis of the Cerne Abbas Giant.
After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling.
The wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on, she went: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry-list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, the therapist (who, BTW, is a man), got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her, long and passionately, as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and told him, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”
“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf!”
Jesus that one is as old as the hills
Which isn’t that old when, like Terry, you remember when those hills were mountains…
Mountains before the waters receded.
I hate you lot
Copyright Stan Boardman 1663