Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

Continuing an Avial theme (@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion - clade containing the living dinosaurs). A birdie Star Wars deliberation.

Falcons can live to be 12-15 years old.
All falcons alive today were born in the 21st century.

They are Millennial Falcons.

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Grone!

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Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in.
His statue is 17ft 4in.

That’s Horatio of 3:1.

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Pull the udder one, now you’re just milking it.

Quite - how dairy post such dross!

I’m sure this has been posted before, but it made I larf…

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I’ve got a bear behind

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Arseless chaps?