Good job you are not in the woods, could get very messy there.
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Life wouldnât be a picnic thenâŚ
Christ, please donât tell me youâre a fucking yiffer as well? 
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You people worry me, really worry me, sigh.
Can you sing ?
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song.
Seems a waste of a worry to me, but equally I feel I must be doing something right, too 
God no, I donât have the imagination for that sort of thing.
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Well thatâs some nightmare fuel damped-down⌠
And you thought the notion of Anne Widdecombe in a thong could be a challenging wankâŚ
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Thatâs the one that made me face-down the terrible decline that old age has wrought upon me 
Challenge NOT accepted 
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MREs?
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Speaking as someone who has spent fortnights eating dehydrated meals on backpacking trips, this rings true 
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