Consul yourself.
I will fart in the general direction of anyone who does another Ford pun, so they’ll be gassed by corsair…
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Must ang on to the fact that you’re miles away.
Just prefect
not the most Popular in the joke thread then, others obviously in Transit.
I Granada believe it, the capri is right up my street
For Focus sake, this all S-Max of desperation.
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See, here’s Jim providing an escort for the final course airs of this thread.
Just cooked some 2" thick pieces of eye fillet, and was thinking…
That moment when a steak goes on the BBQ, and your mouth starts watering… Do vegans feel the same when mowing the lawn?
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Off you feck now. The nurse will be looking for you.
I’m just amazed he’s not away on holiday…
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It is the weekend. Builder’s only holiday from Monday - Friday.
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Who says I’m not? 
fxt