Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[rmsshipbroker]

@J_B

Who says I’m not?

What, with your nurse?

[J_B]

Don’t tell the wife

[htm_1968]

@J_B

Don’t tell the wife

Your nurse is called Bernard. Last I heard of it he was done for GBH in Rotherham town centre. Who the fuck is she?

[rmsshipbroker]

Bernard in her “weekend” guise.

[pmac]

@rmsshipbroker

Bernard in her “weekend” guise.

If that really is Bernard, I’m definitely on the turn.

[J_B]

@htm_1968

Who the fuck is she?

If I tell you…etc

[htm_1968]

[edd9000]

[Beobloke]

@htm_1968

It is the weekend. Builder’s only holiday from Monday - Friday.

Builders.

[J_B]

[htm_1968]

@Beobloke

Builders.

[J_B]

Here’s a recent picture of some windows for you! IMG_20200108_120536307|375x500

[johnny_s]

That’s a nice piece of work J_B, your own design ?

[MrKettle]

Yep, can invoice for making good after that, just need a sparky to sign off the socket installation in the middle of the room.

[J_B]

Extras

[Gyroscope]

That Slipknot gig in your living room get a bit out of hand did it?

[edd9000]

[Cambs13]

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