Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

This is going to be, for you, the equivalent of Jim’s garage… :smiley:

Oldie-but-goodie…


Fair game. People just need to learn to keep their powder dry until I’m drunk. Rarely have long to wait…

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Just got to wait for the sun to be over the yardarm…

:rage: fucker

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:+1:

I fucking hate you people… :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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I would take that as a compliment except it is not, due to the fact that you hate everybody :grinning:

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believe it or not there are people elsewhere that hate more…

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@Jim, local news by any chance?? The excruciating pun is right up your street.

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Pull the udder one

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Park that shite in @Jim’s garage will you? I’m told there is plenty of space in there.

Just milking it, sorry

Dairy reply to this I wonder?

Shit puns are the enemy of progress.

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Not sure. I’ll heifer think about it.

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