Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

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95% you Muppet

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…at least that’s only 5% inaccurate… :grimacing:

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Yes better than 27% off

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This is almost too good for this thread. Almost.

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Wank

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Bit early for me thanks. I suppose you are in sunnier climes with a time zone difference. Crack on and try to enjoy yourself without upsetting the neighbours/locals.

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:clown_face:

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Do you have to keep reminding me that it’s 8 weeks until my next holiday :worried:

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Does that mean it is seven and a half weeks until the current holiday expires? Sustaining such a degree of SlackbastardryTM must be exhausting.

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Nice to see that again after so many decades :+1: #nostalgia

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jackHQ

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Soundcards on and volume up for this. There was an @Jim impersonator at the snooker. Luckily the flatuence was artificial and the Hazmat teams close to the Ally Pally have been stood down following an immediate scramble signal.

Half the Ally Pally sniggers like a 7-year old… :laughing:

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Should have been on a fucking lead.

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And the dog.

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He’s doing the fucking job, the Welsh farmer was too busy that day.

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New Zealand Collie. Very, very rare breed in the Northern Hemisphere, AKA Board Her Collie (Hat and Coat deployed)…

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Racistiness!

So many sheep, so little time.

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You are going to be first up against the wall… :gun: :rage:

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