Today has been UK Punday.
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Apologies to all, but this made me laugh.
Finally
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You might need to get out a bit more… 
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Depends whether it’s salted…
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Nope
Fucking irrelevant
This is true. Unsalted butter should be fecked off out of it prior to unwrapping. Obviously, any sane person would only buy unsalted butter accidentally. Immediately binning the shite is the only way to preserve the remaining tatters of one’s reputation.
Of course, only a blithering idiot would put salted butter in coffee, tea or any other moderately palatable hot drink.
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I believe it is called bulletproof coffee. Stupid name for a stupid idea.
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Me-cunting-eh… 
What’s up with you then? You’re surely not a fan of butter in coffee. Perhaps a soupcon of marmite in your brew is more your thing, or a dash of bacon fat and hot sauce…
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Wrong, but only in cake related matters.
Nope, he’s right. All cake benefits from the salt.
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hmmm remind me when you get cake made with salted butter
Serious Response:
I can’t remember the last time I ate cake, let alone made one. I do make biscuits quite regularly using only salted butter. ANZACs in particular need the salt, as does proper shortbread.
AA-style Response:
Unsalted butter isn’t fit for using as lube. It can be fired into the sea.
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Every time it’s made by normal people.
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