Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

My cousin called me and asked if I’d lend her £300 to pay her rent. For those who know me well, you know I’m always willing to help out friends and family. I told her give me some time to think about it and I’d call you back.
Then my aunt called and let me know my cousin was lying and I shouldn’t lend her the money. She added that the real reason she wants the £300 is so she can get her boyfriend out of jail, then they could be under the same roof for his birthday.
I thought about it for a while and decided to give her the £300 because we all need help at times. I called my cousin and told her to come and get the money.
A couple of days later, a phone call from the prison - it was my cousin crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money?
My response…so you and your man could be under the same roof for his birthday!

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Just when you thought you’ve found the bottom of the barrel :roll_eyes::roll_eyes:

you’ve found the Tim Vine group on Facebook haven’t you…

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I’ll apologise in advance for this one.

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Daily mash on the nail as always

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I would totally buy that sloth a pint :+1:

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