Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[2a3]

The life of a male bee is easily summarised.

They die after mating.

That’s basically their life.

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

[MGOwner]

[johnny_s]

I’ve seen you threaten people with the bannhammer for much less than this.

[MGOwner]

I am a Mod. I am a misanthrope.

I. Rule

[Kevin]

[MGOwner]

Banning isn’t a command.

[crimsondonkey]

@MGOwner

Banning isn’t a command.

Banning is a failure of command!

[MGOwner]

Banning is fun !

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

@MGOwner

Trolling is fun !

Evidently.

[MrKettle]

@MGOwner

Banning isn’t a command.

sudo -r -m gerratavit

[Professor_Chaos]

[TMC]

Dad Jokes

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[johnny_s]

I love Vodka.
I thought Wanking was a city in China, until I discovered Smirnoff.

[pbg]

You really are sick and twisted… a harmonica! Next it’ll be a recorder,…… or bagpipes

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[2a3]

[bmtell]

Maybe there should be a weird shit I found on Twitter when I should be doing work stuff thread.

[MGOwner]