Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes

Must be Wednesday :heart_eyes:

That version of catwoman would have done quite well I reckon…

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Not sure this shouldn’t have gone in the watches thread…

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Man with Rolls Royce filling up. At petrol pump. Miner going past on way to work.
Miner “How come youve got one of them?”
Man “ I work for Cunard”
Miner “I work fuckin’ ‘ard too but a can’t afford a fuckin’ Roller”.

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You’ve opened the Christmas crackers too early again

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Shame he couldn’t squeeze in trough, lough and bough :slightly_smiling_face:.

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I am 8 and this is teh funneh -

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Some quality tooting there.

Have you seen this chaps videos, he uses a hand held gizmo for the tooting.

https://www.youtube.com/c/jackvale/videos

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:musical_note: Ow Christmas Tree, Oww Christmas Tree… :musical_note:

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