Any interest in a kayak, it is the one in the link below?
Comes with 2 seats, 2 paddles, some thigh straps, lanyards and Thule carriers to fit on roof bars.
All in cost about 1K, looking for £500.
Can sort pictures on request.
Edit: It is a red/yellow one.
You could try posting it in the classifieds?
Is it Brownie-proof?
Asking for a friend 
Only classifieds I could find were for hifi so shoved it here.
Nothing is Brownie proof!
Anyway, paddles are all accounted for.
It’s helpfully called “The Tat Bazaar”. I’ve moved it for you.
Ta, forgot about that thread.