Does it involve your bollocks wrapped in bacon and roasted over an open fire?
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No, that’s an anniversary treat.
Fuck knows, tbh, I’m just going to follow the destructions and blame Claire if it’s shite.
Pick a random address and post it 
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fxt
Take a picture. We will all (to a man) laugh our socks off. (whatever it looks like)
At least give us that small pleasure.
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Yes, just think of it as care in the community
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Cunts 
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You can post as many pictures as you like. There will be no response as long as you post after the photos of the mince pie ice-cream LoveSaveTheDay claims to have made. There is an incitement to riot just waiting to be unleashed.
Mince pie ice-cream…
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I actually have no idea what dessert is going to be, yet another lot of in-laws are bringing it tomorrow, I’m past the point of caring actually.
This is the fifth year in a row I’ve done Xmas dinner for extended family, they can fuck the fuck off next year.
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What could possibly go wrong?
Apart from Everything…
“Turkey parcel” sounds like an hors-d’oeuvre - might stretch to a starter I spose.
Better check the freezer . . . and pray…
It says it feeds 8-10, and she got a decent sized gammon too, so…
With all the trimmings it should be enough, although there was an issue earlier today with Claire cooking some of the pigs in blankets as as a snack, which will come and bite her in the arse come dinner time.
Like I said, I’m past caring. If it turns out to be shit, then hopefully they’ll fuck off elsewhere next time, or maybe even pull their fingers out of their arses and cook something for themselves…
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I’ll save some for you 
Meh(ry Christmas)!
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Does it do the haka?
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Was…
After marinade/rub…
Then, after 2.25 hours in oven and an hour resting, this…
Photo doesn’t show how pink it is. But it was perfection 
The accompanying veg were superb. Goose fat roasties, roasted carrots and parsnips, whole roasted garlic, brussies in honey, black pepper and smoked bacon, and the most epic gravy. Life is goodish.
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