For Sale: A 6 hours old Watchosaur

Didn’t know where to post this, so I put it here. Please move if inappropriate.

For sale is my gorgeous, 6 hours old fashion statement/masterpiece fridge, sorry watch.

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Isn’t it lovely ? A real focal / talking point I feel.

£ 25 delivered

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Fuck me, who designed that? Ray Charles?

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Is it strapped to your ankle in the pic?

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Ha ha! How deep into the Perlenbachers were you when you hit the “Buy” button?

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You never actually own a Boamigo. You merely take care of it for the next generation. :heart_eyes:

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Boamigo.

Snappy

Time in Time out. I like time out, napping and masturbation are dear to my heart.

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You’re all feckin’ Philistines, every last fucking one of you !

Withdrawn from sale, unless someone wants to give me £20 for it. So there, that’ll teach you.

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It’s the steepletone of watches.

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Dafuq?

Dawatch (ish and certain caveats may apply) !

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They are only £13 with free postage

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

But how can this be ?

My life lies, in tatters, while all those around mock me.

Farewell cruel forum (sweeps back of hand across brow emoji).

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Oops…

Yeah, you ever get that feeling you’ve been royally shafted ? :rofl:

Pete’s link has turned out to be a genuinely great troll!

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Where do you put the coal in?

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There’s a word for cunts like that ! Yea, that’s it, remember now.