I sometimes like music. Although not as much as alcohol.
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Music makes the beer/wine/meths taste nicer.
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Ah yes, 'tis the OâPinion way, and always has been, ever since Roderick OâPinion first kissed the Blarney Stoneâs little-known cohort, the Blatant Stone, back in 1586 - thus acquiring The Gift Of The Obvious. 
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I fucking new something was bugging me about that post. I spelled Ofsted incorrectly and you were all too polite to point it out.
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Quite.
Needs a comma after sincerely.
Iâm ignoring ânewâ as itâs clearly a deliberate provocation.
VB
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Sadly, I canât claim any credit for anything other than a âfat-finger phone interfaceâ moment.
I do take issue with the comma after sincerely. Thatâs practically Olde English 
Audio Abattoir: sponsored by Tsykie Lager.
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Fixt
Occassional use of moderate language.
Not on my watch there fucking isnât 
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âOccasionalâ
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âInfinite monkeys with infinite typewritersâ.
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Ooooh! Mrs DB would love some of that for Christmas. So much so that I may never see another Christmas again 
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âTheyâre meat all the way through.â
Not testdd on monkeys.
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tested
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Welsh? 
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