…with your “merry-this” and your “happy-that” and your “season’s-fucking-shitsack-greetings”.
Bunch of fucking cunts - you’re an adult now - so stop pretending to be anything other than empty and numb inside. Thank fuck for alcohol.
Fuck this time of year, fuck c******s, fuck you, and fuck the mule you rode in on.
you’ve lost a lot of weight since I last saw you
That’ll teach you to be rude about the fairy on your neighbour’s tree.
VB
Ha ha, miserable old cunt 
This thread is full of win 
fixt
And a very festive ‘Up Yours’ to you to you bloated bag of bile.
What’s that carol that goes “Gloooooooorrrrooorrr…” etc?
Because there’s some wanker playing it on steel drums outside Brixton tube.
He needs some of what you’re selling.
VB
I fucking love you Maureen!
Watch out for the 3 see through customers on Sunday night you misanthropic old fuck.
The ghost of overpriced elephant cock cables, the ghost of ear shredding flute pop and the terrifying ghost of speakers that look like washing machines will be visiting your fetid bedchamber.
So get a little Christmas cheer or fake it with meths you grumpy old cunt. Happy holidays fucker.
I positively love Christmas in comparison to January / other people / gangster rap.
Agreed apart from gangster rap
I quite like Christmas… 
Best get that Fray Bentos turkey and ham pie in the Aga right now if you want it ready for Christmas day, big boy.
Le Meh Francais!
I don’t understand why half of you arseholes are so grumpy about Christmas. The chance to be prostrate in a chair in an alcoholic stupor for a week without social services on your case is something to be celebrated.
meh!
3 days 
… and good will to all men…
