Hipster Wanker Tea Thread

Ringtons indeed!

If I’m travelling anywhere I usually take a few of their tea bags with me.

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we had some of that at Christmas, nice tea…

When traveling through Thailand, I tend to buy a fuck-ton of Jasmine tea from a family supplier in Chiang Rai. This is then supplemented by Lapsang Souchong from a Wallingford coffee/tea specialist. Usually blended in a teapot 50/50.
Gert lush.

I had real weird experience in Chaing Rai once

It’s easy to do. That’s why we are retiring there :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Not really a tea head but enjoy the odd one , been buying teapigs fairly regularly …

This was an interesting listen earlier today. I’ll have to try & hear the other two.

what’s that green stuff - been trimming the bush?

I like coffee…I like tea…I like the java java, it likes me…

I am partial to a nice cup of tea, Frank’s sounds like a good brew, but I’ll be blowed if a lapsang slouching will pass my lips.

Strong tea like train oil required, none of that chai weak hipster guff.

What the fuck is that? Fishbowl? Salad with too much dressing? Hipster beard oil infusion?

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Fuck off ! Some of us need beard oil infusions :point_right::ok_hand:

Is that a beard then? Sorry about that, I didn’t realise. I thought that your favourite hair had migrated south for the winter. Oil away my man, oil away…

It’s been far too many years since I had anything on the top of my head that could even attempt a southern migration.

Life’s too short to be fannying about with tea. PG tips, splash of milk = done :thumbsup:

Any more fuss than that and you might as well become one of those fucking wanky coffee bores who jizz on about beans and machines like it’s remotely fucking interesting. Stupid cunts, it’s just coffee you ridiculous bad breathed hipsters :grinning:

Urrrgh, just fucking terrible…

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yep…

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Haha, you bearded coffee bore hipster :nerd_face:

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The world’s worst Mojito?

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It’s mahito you fool :nerd_face:

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