Would rather a spam fritter than whatever the fuck these are.
Breakfast is no place for potatoes in any form.
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Beans in a ramekin, no Black Pudding, Pink Sourdough toast !!!. Need I go on ?
Eggs have been cooked under a hand dryer as well.
Woah, Iām with you on Americanised hash brown shite but a tattie scone is a fine addition to a breakfast.
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I was just about to chime in with pretty much the same thought. Potato cakes, Irish potato bread or indeed Scottish tattie scones all find their way into traditional UK cooked breckies legitimately.
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Agreed. Iāll heartily add baked beans to that, more American shiteā¦ They have their place but NOT on a brekky plate.
Full āEnglishā in my mind is bacon, egg, sausage, black pudding, tomatoes, mushrooms & fried bread. Nothing else required.
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Brave, and Rong. 
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Theyāve been grown here since the 16thC so they get a pass.
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Weāve been eating baked beans here since Mrs Beeton was a Miss, so, againā¦
I eat baked beans, but not on a breakfast 
With regard to potatoes, itās where the carbs are coming from. You already have bread (or toast) you donāt need to add potatoes or rice or pasta or any other carb.
Iāll break this rule with baked beans because I like them, apart from overly sugared shite like Heinz.
I was in New York a couple of weeks ago. They do the best breakfastsā¦ two eggs, sunny side up, sausage ( or bacon) with home fried potatoes. Toast and Lashings of coffee. Very hard to beat. 
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You have fat coming from at least four different sources on the plate which is fine but double carb is a no no?
Itās no different to a burger with fries.
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WTF? āorā fuckās sake.
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Where is your restraint?
Wassat?
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The must haveā¦ with high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and pre- diabetes. That fucking restraint. 
Of course, if you have none of these then crack on! Bacon as a side is surely available 
No!
Itās the first thing on the plate
A breakfast without bacon is like a jacket without collarsā¦ 
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