Funeral planning

That assumes he owns all the records he hates. For a moment I had visions of his executors desperately trawling Discogs for everything The Bay City Rollers ever recorded.

Will swap for a scalextric rally set

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I have no strong feelings about many aspects of my funeral - as others have said, it’s not about me, it’s about the survivors (poor bastards). If someone tries to turn it even remotely religious, I will rise from the dead specifically to shit on them, then go back to being deceased.

The only track I’d urge people to include is blessedly short, and I think sums me up rather well:

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