Presentation is all. The butterflies on the plate echo the form of the turnovers. Or vice versa.
More blackberry* turnovers. Leakage was slightly better but in that last 5 minutes of oven time, it always seems to bubble out 
*I only ever knew them as brambles when I was a kid
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They look, bad man. My oystercatchers tell me this is good
Ahem…
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Getting the leakage under control for my blackberry turnovers. Best yet.
Celebrated by giving them a light dusting of icing sugar.
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You haven’t had many then, Hollands pies are filled with cat diarrhoea and the dismembered rodent remains they leave on the kitchen floor.
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Luxury. Obviously you’ve never eaten a hot dog.
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Better than most commercially available pies then.
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If ever a meat product was more carefully designed to conceal the horrors it contains, I have not yet encountered it.
Oh, I’ve just remembered Pepperami - but it’s a close thing.
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Bernard Matthews turkey drummers.
Lips and arseholes but they are a fantastic guilty pleasure.
Tell me you haven’t eaten a kebab without telling me you haven’t eaten a kebab.
I have eaten kebabs, but never when sober (truth).
I drop most of them.
Fair point though. God knows what goes into the revolving ‘elephant’s leg’ of drunken snackery.
Jesus, haven’t had those in years.
Suddenly tempted…
It amazes me when you see someone at the grocery store studying the nutritional label on a package of bangers, or nuggets or whatever… -
… you know what’s in there, what would you need to read on the label to make you put them back?? Contains cyanide… packaged in Chernobyl?
In Staffordshire we have a famous local pie manufacturer, sadly their meat and potatoe contains little discernible meat but whilst watching the match it’s a must try
Treacle town (just 20 mins drive away in macc) pies are a totally different ball o wax, highly recommend their steak pie although two is better (on the small side)
This is a wedding I would be very happy to attend
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Once a Catholic, always a Catholic
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