This might be of interest to @MGOwner.
A prog cruise from Hull to Amsterdam…FTW. What could possibly go wrong:
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Is it a round-the-world cruise?
Would need to be to get through all that lot of turgid wank. 
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Hull to Amsterdam? They won’t get half way through the introductory flute prologue 
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Make up your own gags !!
Jethro Hull
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Yer maw.
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Via Cape Verde or perhaps Cape Horn ?
That’s how it’s done. Masterful.
Reckon you’ve been waiting since '87 to use it tho.
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Sure there is a windward passage gag in here somewhere.
If nothing better comes along, I could always crack my Weigh Anker gag.
I’ll keep it in reserve.
Looks like it will be cancelled. Wizards can’t swim.
They could “Sail on a Topographic Ocean”.
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Given the bling decor of cruise ships, it will be a Gilt Machine.