Grown men get moist about the Eurovision: 2017's lowpoint thread

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fxt

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Haven’t you got a bench to press or summat :unamused:

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Do not be sidetracked by this mans protests.

He’s obviously looking forward to this evenings entertainment of alcohol and singalong,.

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As are we all[quote=“johnny_s, post:23, topic:1597”]
looking forward to this evenings entertainment of alcohol and singalong,.
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I’m hoping for some classic lyrics with uptempo beats like this beauty;

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Poland nailed it with the washerwomen in 2014 (watch with the sound turned down)

I doubt they’ll surpass that.

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Mrs Grail is also insisting on viewing, I don’t drink. Today just took a tumble

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We watched with eyes agog that year and wondered how the fuck the Euro judges allowed that to be broadcast. Fun though :+1:

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Fire up the bong then. There is no excuse for allowing yourself to suffer through that unaltered…

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Sadly narcotics door was rudely slammed shut some time ago. Any idea how many chamomile teas it takes to bring about a coma?

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Dunno, gave up smoking that years ago, so I can’t remember. I could never drink it though…

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You could probably chew some khat and look innocent.

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Don’t let @anon14766838 hear you say that :rolling_eyes:

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All hail Narelle. With you all the way m’lady

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Have they let the Strayans take part again this year?

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of course

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Lookin’ good so far :thumbsup:

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Kevin Bacon with less soul.