Mildly persuasive but probably Photoshop.
Or they’re plastic ones bought at Petworld.
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This is 10 minutes up the road, where SiL lives.
Can confirm that parakeets don’t care about postcodes.
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Grauniad=typical wokerati nonsense, always praising immigrants.
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Or females, as they are more commonly known…
(or immature males)
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Further evidence:
I’m gonna get Private Eye involved. They’ll back us truth tellers and believers! 
Stu’s perspective was rather more nuanced. His statement ‘I’ve not seen one so they don’t exist’ (To him) is rather Zen. He continues to inspire with his simple teachings. His master work "It’s all bollox’ has been discussed through time by all the great thinkers.
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The purity of @stu’s vision serves as inspiration to all true disbelievers.
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Decartes: I think therefore I am.
Stu: I don’t think therefore nah.
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Pigeon with stick on beak. Unconvincing
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Stage prop
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It is panto season after all.
Whither @A_Touch_of_Cloth?
If Bus Wanker isn’t changed to ‘Volvo Pirate’ there is no justice in the world.
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Long John Volvo will do nicely 
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Long John Volvo! You cuntz… 
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