Understatement.
VB
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[quote=“karatestu, post:237, topic:5691”]
i don’t like mince pies. [/quote]
Deviant! 
Fair enough too. I particularly dislike marzipan. 
The good thing about Christmas cake is that it never goes off…
and the bad thing about Christmas cake is that it …
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The whole place is populated by Coffee, BBQ, Mince Pie, Shoe, R2R and butter / cream tea obsessives, pocket politicians and Schumann / Glue fetishists.
It’s not much, but it’s home to us.
A nicer, more well adjusted bunch just wouldn’t cut it.
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You forgot people recovering from addiction to sparkly coloured vinyl…
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More recently there have been weekenders at Lopwell Barn on the Devon/Cornwall border and at Hornby Laithe Barn close to the Yorks/Lancs border. There are photos of some of us in the respective threads e.g.
No-one died and hardly anyone was injured.
VB
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Looks like we need marzipan faff soon.
Manna from heaven.
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Well you guys are hardcore.
I am from Yorkshire (near Tadcaster). Any members near me ?
What’s R2R ? A kind of dac chip or reel to reel ?
I think it’s a type of country dance
Not really, Guy got mugged by the Brownies at Lopwell.
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Depends how near you mean. Quite a few in Yorks/N Lincs. I’m in Sheffield.
We have a few famous people on here.
Sir Dave,and the chap in the grey shorts does strictly come dancing in the winter months
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One can never recover, merely try to control.
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I dunno - the limoncello did some damage
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We do??
No,thought it might help get the punters in though
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Still fucking laughing, nearly spilt me tea 
That was a genuine typo honest gov.
Icebreakers / pointers:
I have long believed Sade’s minge resembles a Pecan nut
I suffer tremendously impure thoughts on Wednesdays
I have a rich inner life in which I have built a potent sub personality incorporating a recidivist manservant
I like to get together with grown men in the woods and wear a satin cape.
I believe Mince pies are the lens through which many truths can be observed
I eat all the foods (unless it’s liver)
I have survived for 13 years on Uncle Ben’s rice and country slices
The people upstairs are into daggering, my ceiling has come down
I would like to discuss Volvos
When I go on holiday you will all fucking know all about it
I treat cantilevers like they are fortune cookies
Hip Hop is what you do when on fire
Name my boat
The girl in the post office will bronze my penis in post coital gratitude when I’ve had my way
I am considering the purchase of my first Winkle pickers
I will only be happy in this world when all songs are 17 years long and singularly about struggling elves
Let’s talk physics
Apparently there is a speed limit in France
I buy broken Reel to Reel players and cry often
I am related to James Brown, I can’t prove it but ‘I gat ta Feelin’
Brexit is the best thing to happen in years
Astra’s are the chariots of the gods, for this I give thanks
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