I think it’s a type of country dance
Not really, Guy got mugged by the Brownies at Lopwell.
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Depends how near you mean. Quite a few in Yorks/N Lincs. I’m in Sheffield.
We have a few famous people on here.
Sir Dave,and the chap in the grey shorts does strictly come dancing in the winter months
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One can never recover, merely try to control.
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I dunno - the limoncello did some damage
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We do??
No,thought it might help get the punters in though
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Still fucking laughing, nearly spilt me tea 
That was a genuine typo honest gov.
Icebreakers / pointers:
I have long believed Sade’s minge resembles a Pecan nut
I suffer tremendously impure thoughts on Wednesdays
I have a rich inner life in which I have built a potent sub personality incorporating a recidivist manservant
I like to get together with grown men in the woods and wear a satin cape.
I believe Mince pies are the lens through which many truths can be observed
I eat all the foods (unless it’s liver)
I have survived for 13 years on Uncle Ben’s rice and country slices
The people upstairs are into daggering, my ceiling has come down
I would like to discuss Volvos
When I go on holiday you will all fucking know all about it
I treat cantilevers like they are fortune cookies
Hip Hop is what you do when on fire
Name my boat
The girl in the post office will bronze my penis in post coital gratitude when I’ve had my way
I am considering the purchase of my first Winkle pickers
I will only be happy in this world when all songs are 17 years long and singularly about struggling elves
Let’s talk physics
Apparently there is a speed limit in France
I buy broken Reel to Reel players and cry often
I am related to James Brown, I can’t prove it but ‘I gat ta Feelin’
Brexit is the best thing to happen in years
Astra’s are the chariots of the gods, for this I give thanks
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I showed pictures of Lord David of Ikea’s crash to some random people in the Village Club, whilst watching The Mighty Reds thrash the Shite, and at least a certain percentage of them remembered his Oscar worthy tomato eyes performance.
The eternally pissed lady in the corner sent her condolences to his family, even though I explained he wasn’t actually dead or even slightly injured.
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You missed astroturf - astroturf is key.
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Yeah, you’ll have to get used to that, because we all do it, often in conjunction with making our own typos.
Wut?
You were unaware/wilfully ignorant about our famous forum members.
@chelseadave is at least nominally famous. He smacked his BMW up and I showed random people in my village club pictures of his mishap.
Some of them recognised/remembered his bravura performance, a chronic alcoholic offered her condolences on his passing, despite me showing her a picture of him browsing on his phone.
Capiche?
Enough already, I am sure he can read the forum for himself
Fawning cunts
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Hes famous for crashing a car in ikea?
Fuck off.
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Love it when you get rough.
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