Same, had it best part of 10 years with no issues
I have had one of these for around 5 years and it’s been perfectly adequate
https://www.argos.co.uk/product/4598934?clickSR=slp:term:hoses:14:49:1
The Dirty Harry 
Recommend this with a Hozelock ultimate hose.
Had this a couple of years ticks along through summers without an issue. Fills the hot tub, runs the pressure washer and waters the plants with no issue. Would recommend.
Amazon Basics Auto-Rewindable Wall-Mounted Reel with Hose, 25 m Amazon Basics Auto-Rewindable Wall-Mounted Reel with Hose, 25 m : Amazon.co.uk: Garden & Outdoors
This is a timely thread, I usually applaud kinky but in hoses it has become one of my middle aged concerns.
Until 3 minutes ago I had not experienced hose envy
It is real
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Just buy a proper hosepipe, you silly cunt.
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I made the mistake of mentioning to BiL that I was going to get the tap in the garage fixed so that I can water out the front more easily.
BiL is a soi-disant importer of plastic “crap” from Italy and saw this as an immediate opportunity to offload something from his multiple lock-ups full of samples, so this lot was just delivered.
Aqua-poop
Something from one of his better-known customers
No idea what this is. Sex toy?
Anything is a sex toy if… etc.
Action shot Sil Vous Plait.
I have that but bizarrely, we lost the connector to the yellow hose part, that goes into the tap, and the replacement doesn’t fit. I’ve checked multiple times/looked up instructions etc., but it’s not even close, and I’m certain it’s the same model part as the one that came with the kit.
I currently have the hose plugged in reverse, with the grey pipe going into the tap and I’m squeezing the end of the yellow pipe to get a spray!