Nah, I’ll try and find out.
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Thanks. I’m interested 
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Horseist!
They may be stupid but no member of the equine family should be compared (intellectually) to that dim waste of oxygen.
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Be honest, you pissed in there didn’t you ?
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Like the photo’s, also like spurs and massive hats. If you can work them into the next set I’d be happy to rig the Lopwell Raffle in your favor…Rapture awaits!
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Not going to lie, I have done.
its hardly going to be noticed with a horse pissing in there is it… As long as you’re not caught in the act!
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Key Choice.
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As if there isn’t enough to spend your money on when you’ve got a horse, the very nice lady in the next stable surprised me with a new, and completely loopy, one today.
She had, and I shit you not, an Equine Reiki practitioner round to see one of her horses.
I overheard her saying stuff like “I have psychic ability and can see the colour of the horses chakras as auras”. And “I’ll be connecting with the positive power of the universe and channelling it into him through my hands to rebalance his chi…”
Fucks sake.
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When’s she due to see yours?
Yeah, seems fair enough. Your problem with that is, what, exactly ?
Dobbin owners y’know.
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Sod the horse have her do your chakra.
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You need to relax and go full horse.
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only if properly equiped 
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as in scored full horse ?
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Himalayan crystal mane conditioner
Nano horse hoof hay
Mink glove grooming mit
Rhodium plated spurs
Schuman saddle anus tuning
Sorbothane stirrups with carbon fiber tips.
Horse grounding blanket with 5G protection
Jolly jodhpurs (Internal but plug antennae)
Vintage horse box with field coil energizers.
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Do you need a horse for this? Asking for a friend.
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no vag fettling?
I’m tempted to make a poster up of this, featuring mystical unicorns and Bellerophons and stick it up in the shop…
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