What the fuck? Nothing has ever been enriched with unsalted.
Nothing. Ever.
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100% with you on the butter tho’
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I shall nip out to my local M&S and put a brick through their windows. It is legitimate protest in the face of such flagrant provocation.
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Enriched with bland. I’m not even angry, whoever buys them deserves them.
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Saltybuttercunts…again 
Oi stop being a pointless provocateur
stand in the cake aisle, strip naked and get busy with the custard
That would be pointless as I am currently yellower* than any custard ever produced by M&S.
*This may be an exaggeration.
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Or not 
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Just like Japanman’artist’
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A graphical depiction of M&S contributions to high end baked goods:
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This thread was always going to be an ire-arousing, disappointment-packed travesty, but you…
You…
I feel like I never knew you…
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Seriously, seriously apt 
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Going to have them lightly toasted on the morrow.
I’ll report in about the enrichment with particular attention paid to the fruityness and spicyness.
I’m amazed there has been no mention of marmite yet this year. Has Simon died suddenly?
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It’s a tragic inevitably that some yok-yokking wannabe-clown will rock-up and spread further misery among us…
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Your artwork really is coming along
You had me at the unsalted butter 
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completely missed the thread - but now you’ve aroused my appetites…
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