Hot & Furious Buns - 2026

We have 3 cats which means we’ve adopted a similar attitude to certain things, mainly the carpet as they all have a percent for clawing fuck out of it.

It does make the place seem a bit ‘seedy’ but I’m not spending bags to recarpet the place every 3 years. Once they’ve been called to Bast’s fields and are all slaughtering field mice in kitty heaven I’ll recarpet.

As for hot cross buns? I’ve given up on finding a decent one. All supermarket versions I try are vapid tenuous things that either burn too easily, have zero flavour or are filled with weird shit.

Here you go lads - vent away

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What camera/phone did you use to take the pic, Al…?

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Are you now slagging me because of my brain fart earlier :grinning_face:

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I saw this filth in M&S last week by the checkouts. My resultant dry retching garnered some attention.

Who, @Waxy , never.

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Guilty

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Something to ward off red velvet.

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Today was the first time I’ve seen them - really fucking disgusting.

M&S are top-tier bunfuckers.

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:+1:

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:rofl: brilliant.

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More AI slop

I know red velvet shouldn’t be in buns but what is it?

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The Red is less concerning than what lurks within -

Heavens to murgatroyd

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Same. WTF is it? Presumably a bland, oversweet amalgamation of the cheapest possible chemical flavourings and colourants?

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That is properly nasty. Is the bun infected? Has it been raped? WTF M&S?

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I’m triggered and spiking simultaneously.

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This is red velvet perfectly summed up in a gif:

Steve Coogan Shrug GIF

Lads, you’ve put red food dye in a cake mix. Grow up.

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