My feelings count for naught. You may swat them away like a double glazing cold call…but garlic cross buns are a black mark, sir. The blackest mark: entered in ink, underlined twice, and quietly circulated among the relevant parties. I shan’t make a scene. I will, however, remember.
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Embrace the sausage
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Probably the next Lopwell T-shirt.
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Doing dating advice now as well…?
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That needs to happen
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Purposely leaving out the pork to make it look like I’m the weirdo.
What do you have against pork?
I take issue with pork and hot cross buns. Like barbed wire and sex—perfectly wonderful on their own, but together… haram.
Gammon and pineapple is my spirit animal
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Dearest Waitrose -
There is not a bun for everyone but rather two singular sets of people - A) The right thinking man. B) Bun Pervs.
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A fitting theme tune is what this degenerating thread craves
I do hope they’ve reissued the Cheese & Marmite limited edition 
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Giddy up rapture.
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Straya leadz the way, innit:
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Well, since there are no actual HXBs in this thread I just add Marmite, peanut butter, and cheese on toast.
LOL, when I first saw that picture I thought it was wasabi 
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It seems the AA petri dish is the ideal place to market any finagled twisty bun - Being of a cuntish disposition I have sold all your data to Waitrose for targeting purposes.
Scumbags gonna scum.
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OFUKYES!
Wasabi & Nori infused Sushi buns! Bits of salmon instead of currants!
Dunk 'em in Dashi!
Drowning in my own saliva here!
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…Daily, usually by elevenses. Conniption and cake are staunch allies. Ever tried eating a Battenberg in a crimson rage? It takes the edge off. Not entirely, but enough to appreciate the marzipan.
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