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Fuck’s sake. Wigwam’s been closed for 5 minutes and every remaining bellend in a 7AU radius has dropped by to say hi.
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a) if you are an idiot someone will say
b) at some point you will be an idiot
Nailed it.
Anycunt that can get himself banned from FinkPish has to be a weapons grade windowlicker - albeit there seemed to be a steady supply of brain-donors queueing-up to suck on his button-mushroom…
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How do I contact the site owner?
Set out six candles in a circle on a wooden floor on a circle made of Lo Salt, set out within the circle a spaghetti carbonara made with cream, a deep pan ham and pineapple pizza and a fillet steak cooked to well done topped with ketchup. Then wait for the inrushing explosion.
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Oh, and a signed picture of Salt Bae.
Oh now you can fuck right off
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Are you following me you cunt!?
There We Are Then
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If you are indeed Jez Arkless then yes I think he probably is.
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you’ll never know, master of camouflage
I think you’ll find he was here first, but otherwise your post is reasonably accurate.
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it’s not exactly difficult to work out who you are, your posts scream self proclaimed hifi genius with a chip on his shoulder and narcissistic entitlement issues.
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