They did in the photo…
Why use a hairdryer when the more readily available assault rifle or shotgun are to hand?
“Hobbyist” - I’m told…
This tweet made me very, very sad this morning. Firstly, you cannot feed a child that shite for a week, it borders on the inhumane. Secondly, we are making some fucker rich paying him £11 per pack of disappointment for a needy child.
What a pathetic attempt at putting together a food parcel.
£3 at most for the contents, £1 for packing and delivery, and £7 per parcel profit for the contractor.
An insight into the delights awaiting us once we have ascended to the rapture that is the sunlit uplands…
I collected my food order from the shop today. They managed to get everything I asked for - fruit, veg, pasta - they even had some of the most wonderful Andersons steak pies fresh in today!
Very pleased with the service, especially…
‘just tell us what you want next Monday morning and we’ll get it in for you by Wednesday’
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19
Prince Andrew is isolating in Windsor with Jennifer-14
“If they would rather die,” said Scrooge,“they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population”
Well, one of his friends from his hometown in Italy has just died of it. So I guess he’s right to be paranoid, and I’m a prat.
Vital national service 
Betting shops next cos they keep people off the streets…
how about pubs?