The Funzie visa requirements are stringent but I’m ticking boxes like a thick cunt with a multiple choice exam in Martian.
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I didin’t realise you were that old.
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Saw that he had died recently. No idea it was from this. He certainly divided opinion did Dan.
Yes it’s a bit of a sensationalist story but on a weekend when the overriding instruction is to stay in why do people feel the need to go out and exercise anyway?
We can all exercise in the house if need be.
Yes I get that people are getting a bit stir crazy ( especially trying to entertain kids ) but the two cretins pictured throwing a frisbee to each other perfectly illustrates the point that people just aren’t getting it. Stay the fuck indoors!
Loads of people out going for walks who’d never normally do it. The Lycra clad brigade taking advantage of the quiet ( but not quiet enough ) streets. Many of which will have turbo trainers at home.
Rant over. Getting to me a bit today. Twat next door had friends and kids over again playing in the garden too.
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Luckily the superhero mask should cover up the reverse panda
Trump eyes 
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Our local DIY shop is open.
Has the household recovered from the lurgy Jack?
Yes thankfully. Unfortunately I have a friend in hospital for a week now in a bad way, same age as me. Confirmed Covid19 and plenty of complications but we’re all positive. As I’ve had it I’ve not been worried to take stuff to the hospital which is a good as his wife is locked down at home with it and 2 young kids.
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If you’re old stay the fuck at home. I a hard as nails machine of a man, 4 stone lighter than many of you remember and it kicked fuck out of me, my mates No1 hobby is climbing mountains and he’s on oxygen and shitting blood. It bypasses many with mild symptoms but of your immune system kicks off you’re in big trouble…
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I think people are rapidly starting to reclassify. The ICU doc on C4 News said his ward was full of people in their 50s or younger, no other health complications all fighting for their lives.
It’s almost a random killer.
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Exactly this. The current Mrs. Dur got away quite lightly as did my business partner. It knocked me about but my mates fighting for his life. 
It’s weird.
Prince Charles got over it. The politicians seemed ok. Yet a friends wife died in her late forties.
Hard to work out why it seems to vary so much in its effect.
Politicians are already full of shit so it didn’t send their immune system into overdrive.
Well they’ll have access to the secret vaccine of course 
along with their 6G phones
Sister reports that she’s had it and got away lightly. Her colleague who she caught it from ended up in hospital, but was ok (had other health issues). Sister says her boyfriend had it quite bad and she was pretty worried about him, but seems to have recovered now.
It’s a lottery.
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TFFT I don’t do the lottery.
Seriously mate, glad they’re both ok
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This. Scary shit going down.
Bit bored.
Cabin fever setting in and was wondering if any of you had any porn sites they’d like to recommend other than:
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3movs Ass-Time
HQButt
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These have gotten boring 
Any help is much appreciated. Thanks.
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