They’re a smidge too small for me and if I return them I’m going to end-up with a credit note for a company that has nothing else I’m ever likely to want as they don’t stock the next size up…
List is £160, I paid, £125, yours for £110 - collect or carrier at cost.
I wouldn’t mind so much, but until my mid-20s, UK9 fitted, by my 40s it was up to UK10, by 50 its was UK10.5, at 55 UK11, now it’s fucking UK12! I’m gonna need an L-shaped fucking coffin if I live much longer!
That wouldn’t be so bad, but just to mock me, my cock has done THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE!
Thing is, feet spread with age, and some bits do grow - fucking useless, pointless bits like noses and ears - but these fuckers keep getting longer and it’s doing my fucking head in!