I will soon be 44: should I own a pressure washer?

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Wank.

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I’m sorry, but I had you well past 44.

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You never own a pressure washer, the pressure washer owns you.

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I’m 63. On my second pressure washer. Couldn’t be without one. The first ones bearings seized up as it wasn’t used enough and couldn’t be repaired so I had to buy a new one as they were on offer in Homebase.

A word of caution. They are very good at washing all the sealant from caravan joints, making them useless.

They also do not work well on relieving piles as I think Penance will confirm.

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That’s his showbiz age :rolling_eyes:

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Bargain price on Amazon today…

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“They also do not work well on relieving piles as I think Penance will confirm”

You’re doing it wrong.

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Aren’t Karcher meant to be a bit wank?

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Haven’t you bought one yet ?

44, need to get on with it :smile:

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Get Nilfisk.

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Ha, first world problems. Massive middle age shout out :smile:

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Just join a golf club and get some bats.

Or a bicycle.

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…are two of the options when you turn 60 and can’t be arsed to do away with yourself.

Meggings are the way to go if you are under 45 or just don’t care anymore.

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I has adjusted that.

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Tru Dat, especially their meggings.

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You’re obsessed with meggings! I suspect you’ve secretly bought yourself a pair and are now trying to normalise it :joy:

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I don’t think I could fit my extra absorbent ‘discrete’ undies into meggings sadly.

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I did wonder what that smell was :smirk:

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Recent experience has shown me the Midlife Meltdown starts with vague concerns of ‘measuring up.’ This week it’s a power washer. Glorious frustrations, doubts and existential woe will undoubtedly build until voila ! You get to be this guy… (Or Mr. MWS - They both amount to pretty much the same thing )

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Mine burst into flames the first time I used it.