It's Christmas Again

Pics please !!

No, FFS, please, not a Christmas lights thread.

Unusual things are happening. A torso has arrived which I am told will be decorated, as an alternative to a Christmas tree

Now that I look forward to seeing. :grinning:

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c/o the students in our flat

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Looks like @mibby has his dream woman

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WTF?


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:joy::joy:

Lovely, had us both in stitches.

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That was in the shit joke thread about two years ago. It probably started out as a Roman worried about driving his chariot though…

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Ah, but shit Christmas jokes are recyclable, just like shit Christmas presents :smiley:

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Says the purveyour of Christmas presents, shit or otherwise.

:wink:

:santa:

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I found the perfect Christmas avatar :+1:

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Meh! Bah Humbug!

(Not too bad actually Jim although the fart to Santa ratio is probably completely wrong)

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So did I :+1:

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Meh! Bah Humbug!

(The cunt/Christmas ratio is all wrong)

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True, but difficult to find that balance and still appease the Christmas celebrating cunts.

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Hope it ends up looking beautiful.