Lab grown meat

I’m fine and dandy with eating the “unibeast”, but I’m more interested in whether they can grow some less superannuated clapped-out meat to nail onto my bones as age and abuse wreaks havoc on my carcase… I wouldn’t mind a few extra nipples and a couple more dicks - and perhaps a fanny too :+1:

There’s a party right there :+1:

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…bit feckin late for dat innit? :rofl:

You will die very slowly… :angry:

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carcass

For £10 million would you have a dick or fanny implanted mid forehead?

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Another one? You’ve not actually seen him, have you…

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dickhead

I should have held out for the £10mill - I enjoyed the 50p but the bag of grapes went off before I could finish them…

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In a strange way that reminds me of a Will Self book

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One of the best things he ever wrote :+1: