I’m fine and dandy with eating the “unibeast”, but I’m more interested in whether they can grow some less superannuated clapped-out meat to nail onto my bones as age and abuse wreaks havoc on my carcase… I wouldn’t mind a few extra nipples and a couple more dicks - and perhaps a fanny too
There’s a party right there
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…bit feckin late for dat innit?
You will die very slowly…
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carcass
For £10 million would you have a dick or fanny implanted mid forehead?
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Another one? You’ve not actually seen him, have you…
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I should have held out for the £10mill - I enjoyed the 50p but the bag of grapes went off before I could finish them…
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In a strange way that reminds me of a Will Self book
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One of the best things he ever wrote