LOPWELL RAFFLE 2023 - TICKETS ON SALE NOW

2 please, I’ve sent the payment

Shocking shout Kevin, the site couldn’t cope if it was up again. Adore the object and put to the will.

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2 tickets for L’Abattoir Garnier

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Indeed. He should consider how his life, health and wealth have soared skywards since fortune favoured him with the pyramid. Others can only stare & wonder what might have been had they be so lucky.

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One for me please.
I can’t keep up with what to do - I think I just pay the AA direct?
I’ll do that now (done) and if I’m wrong, shout.

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If I’d won, I’d make sure it went to the afterlife with me before anything else

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1, mocks the pyramid
2, keeps the pyramid at bay
3, grovels at the pyramid
4, reaches out to the pyramid
5, worships with the pyramid
10, sits with the priest of the pyramid

Tickets that is

One does not shout at the the pyramid

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Sirs!

We can’t be satisfied with yesterdays dinner - Rest assured this years ‘herring rouge’ is equally enchanting.

Tenner sent for avoidance of raffle reasons - I’m full of the warm glow of having more than 2500 miles between me and any of the prizes - hence please don’t bother to let me know if I’ve won, just pass the prize on the the next ‘winner’ :star_struck:

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Don’t try to hide. If you win, your prize will find you. Most likely when you wake one morning. You’ll feel it still warm, moist & dripping beneath the quilt.

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2 here. Payment done.

200w

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2 for me, payment sent

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2 please, money sent.

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Tickets Still Available for the big draw on Saturday - All funds go directly to the running of this, the online version of a gentleman’s shed.

IMPORTANTANTO

For just £5 per ticket you will loose weight, feel taller and be a better lover.

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Right thinking entrants:

AmDismal x1
Stu x1
Guy x1
Catcando x1
Bob c x1
Waxy x1
John Stepmother x2
Malbec x2
Gyroscope x2
Kev x2
omsoc x2
Mrs_Maureen_OPinion x-3
*JIM x4 !!
Wayne x2
Mickbald x2
Mickyricky x2
freefallrob x4 !!
rmsshipbroker x1
Paul PMAC x2
Mark browellm x2
SAP7 x1
husky981 x(-)2
Myrman x2
SJS x2
Cobbler x2
Matt & Stronzi x4

Be a winner not a wanker £5 per ticket.

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Just paid for 2 but, for clarity, that doesn’t make me not a Wanker.

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Have been assuming that you will take cash tomorrow - if not then let me know

2 tickets paid for - look forward to winning some shite to add to my already big collection of shite :grinning:

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Ticket bought to assuage guilt. :grinning:

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Stick me down for a couple, will send the money later.

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