Hear Ye, Hear Ye -
Welcome to the worst show on earth. - Tickets are now on sale for the 2026 Lopwell Raffle - There are actual things worth having this year but fear not through shoddy stewardship and the odd Herring rouge thrown in there will be guaranteed dismay, woe and burning bum.
Prizes include:
Kev - Dirty Serge 7"
MrKettle - TEAC R9 DAT
Spacehopper - Acoustic Signature MM3 Cartridge
Griffo - Chord Mojo
Gyroscope - Two pieces of Mister Wim “tattoo art” & Braun watch
Myrman - Cinematic Orchestra - To Believe and Radiohead’s Ed O’Brien debut solo
Waxy - xtz room analyzer ii pro + Records
browellm - Zidoo Z9X Pro media player.
catcando - Isotek multi-way
Ruprecht - Ramar Stand and Strata East CD’s.
AmpRegen - Fire Water with 6% added thunder.
Crimsondonkey - FRANCINSTIEN Stereo ehnacement or correction unit.
malbec - Systemdek IIX Turntable
octh - CDs and Jasmine Myra’s LP + Two more!
- Other stuff.
It’s not too late to Donate or bring stuff with you ! (Neither of which excuse you from buying tickets).
Every penny raised goes to the running of your electronic home from home…
Names of those not participating will be handed to the Brownies.
Entry is £5 per ticket. Paid direct to the usual AA PayPal paypal.me/audioabattoir or bank account.
Just post your name in this thread (+ no of tickets purchased) with Paid next to it and you go in the hat.
Judging by the prizes buying more then one ticket would be gentlemanly if you can afford it.
The draw traditionally happens on Saturday afternoon by independent adjudicator and all round trust worthy MC @Jim - *Sadly Jim can’t make it this year so a new umpire in the form of everyones most trusted Druid @murrayjohnson will be making the magic happen
Why are you reading this bit ?- Hit the link above , dismay your bank manager and feel good about it.
TERMS & Cond,
As per last year the prizes above will likely be split into x4 lots to equal x4 chances to win. Any moaning, bullshit, or dumb vibes can be relayed directly to my Nan who will assist you

