Not a net curtain in sight as Hamilton dresses up to go and get knighted.
Maybe his Mum told him not to be a cunt and not to embarrass her
Bit disappointed we’ve not showcased Dominic Calvert-Lewin yet. He makes Lewis look like Man at C&A.
Eh?
That outfit is a disaster. The stupid asymmetric db jacket, the shirt, the jewellery, the terrible trousers, the boots… He should be in morning dress, no? The guy’s an idiot. Access to everything but no idea, no clue what might flatter him, no manners, nothing. Such a cock.
Cock!
Morning!
COCK!!!
Dont you start!
I expect his Mum thought he looked nice 
Honestly, he’s making some sort of concession to formality by wearing black but at the same time pissing all over it AND making himself look terrible in the process. What a fucking miserable, snivelling little bell-end he is. 
AM apoplexy. Wúnderbar
She’s to fucking blame, she made him the utter cock he is today! 
There’s standard trolling; grammar trolling; nitpicking thin skinned micro aggression trolling; there’s trolling for money, and then right at the top of the art form, there’s Lewis Hamilton full fat troll.
Just look at the serene expression on his face as he contemplates the apoplexy behind millions of keyboards 
Well, I hope he enjoys looking back on his attention seeking lack of taste when he’s a bit older. The internet is full of it. 
Indeed.
I have an inkling that the older Lewis will probably not be racked with regret ![]()
With taste this bad I doubt it will ever be in his repertoire. See shoe thread for old age clarification.






