Christmas, not Halloween you twat!
Feliz navidad you old cunt.
Was that when they told him he wasn’t driving this time?
Let me be the first to say: Me-eh-feckin’-eh.
I echo the sentiment
Feckin’ copycatists everywhere…
Have a jolly d time one and all
enjoy merry xmas
Merry Christmas all.
Happy Boxing Day, may all your shits be loose following a busting Christmas Day.
May the Sprout be with you
Bah, humbug
A yuletide cheer to all the hifiologists on this eve.
Enjoyable mid-winter religious festival / Saturnalia / Solstice to the smattering of you who don’t inspire indifference verging on slight distaste.
May nothing especially unpleasant befall you and those in your immediate genetic and social groupings.
E&OE.
Hip-hip! Fine…
Hip-hip! Fine…
Hip-hip! Fine…
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Happy Crimbo all you good people. And Sodders.
Should you not be getting ready for tonight?