Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

[coco]

@Wayward

Mince pies have come to the end of their evolutionary line. Any cunt who is trying to sell me variations on the theme either through ego, or just trying to rinse me of my money or both - when the ones they already sell are shite, can fuck all the way off.

I like a good pie, nothing more, nothing less.

@Ruprecht

@coco

Does it annoy the conformists? If so, yes.

In what can only amount to an exercise in self harm, I have waded through many abominations this year and prior: crumbled, honeyed, and otherwise debased to arrive at an informed personal opinion - None of them are as good as a well and home made pie. This is not traditionalism but, as noted up sewer, a simple matter of researched taste - often leading to violent disappointment (Expectation it seems, really does spoil the party).

I understand it is impossible to graft right thinking onto a closed mind. I can however say having embraced some heavy fuckery in pasty form of late, the British people are being hoodwinked. The unacceptable is becoming acceptable, profit before perfection. Everything that is wrong is visible here and now in sadness I see you have succumbed. I need more nap.

So Rong. Fear is the enemy.

[Ruprecht]

Wrestling with a split personality can be a burden. Fortunately I leave the business end of things up to
Mr .MWS this allows me to attend to more important spiritual matters like Mince pies napping and Schumannating. The arrangement works rather well.

[Ruprecht]

@coco

So Rong. Fear is the enemy.

My fear is for your soul

[htm_1968]

@coco

So Rong. Fear is the enemy.

Has somebody dropped a jet engine on your head recently? You are suddenly struggling with the basics thinking correctly about simple stuff like mince pies.

[htm_1968]

@Ruprecht

My fear is for your soul

Really? I always took him for a progger or possibly as jazzista, but never soul…

[anon14766838]

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[coco]

@Ruprecht

@coco

So Rong. Fear is the enemy.

My fear is for your soul

That was exchanged a long time ago for some Goto drivers.

Anyway, embrace progress.

[Ruprecht]

Progress is the process of gradually improving. That is not what’s happening. Tastes more like stinking thinking and entropy to me

[Pan]

@Ruprecht

I understand it is impossible to graft right thinking onto a closed mind

Some of the stuff you come out with is great.

[anon14766838]

mince pie trifle anyone

Mince pie trifle recipe

[murrayjohnson]

You do realise he’s mostly in some kind of glue induced trance when he posts in the afternoon. It’s the makers of Evo Stik you should be thanking.

[loo]

I 'm done with mince pies, all the shop ones are awful, mince is a ball ache to make and they never improve on a jam tart. With the pending National catastrophe looming I’m gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames (as JM would say). Florentines for us this Christmas.

[Stepmotheratomicbomb]

Call me a fool,call me a conformist but im prepping tonight for a batch of regular mince pies to take to some meaty friends on saturday.

[FatCuntTroller]

@Stepmotheratomicbomb

Call me a fool,call me a conformist but im prepping tonight for a batch of regular mince pies to take to some meaty friends on saturday

They sell them in the shops you know.

[Stepmotheratomicbomb]

That they do, (have you missed the point of the thread? )

But like most things edible, fresh ingredients, method and a bit of tlc go along way.
Saturdays batch will go some way in proving that. If not, so be it.
Supermarket mince pies are mostly a pale imitation.
Keep licking your lips claggy

[Wayward]

@Stepmotheratomicbomb

That they do, (have you missed the point of the thread? )

Wait, what? The point of the thread is to piss and moan about life’s injustices through the lens of a humble seasonal treat. So take your ‘better than shop bought pies’ and ram 'em where the sun don’t shine. Not that it fucking shines anywhere else.

[Stepmotheratomicbomb]

Bullseye !

[anon37126966]

Marks and Sparks Extra Thick Brandy Cream is now available so I no longer give a shit about how good mince pies are. All they need to do is exhibit sufficient structural integrity not to collapse under the weight of said brandy cream that I ladle onto them.

That said, Lidl’s poncy ones are quite nice…

[murrayjohnson]

That there are people who think this thread really is about mince pies

[Ruprecht]

The world is a pie - Fear the unsucculent current