Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
Henry David Thoreau
</lights briar pipe>
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Flirting with the lid on Pandora’s box will only bring heartache and pain. Not all of us will survive the crushing truth.
Forgot these cunts from earlier.
Filo pastry with crumble on top. 
They were fucking delicious but had very little to do with mince pies, or Christmas. Interestingly, I reckon the mince was made with real suet, so a bonus point there but I’ll rip that bonus point away for a lack of spice or alcohol.
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And your bollocks bonus point shit
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Would you like cheese with your whine?
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They make sourdough cakes and describe themselves as a ‘natural fermentation baker.’ It’s a fucking liberty is what it is.
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I suppose the good thing about progressives is you can chase them, their electric cars only do 16 MPH.
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Plain brown packaging with an ink stamp . . . trappings of a cunt.
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Alternating or Direct ?
VB
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Not bad. Not much brandy.
Best of the supermarket bought ones, so far.
Only two red flags = Fail
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What doesn’t kill you, isn’t a mince pie
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Pathetic.
- Starfish/ snowflake lids
- Willy nilly placement of said lids
Next we’ll be worried about what coffee beans are used in a cup of sodding coffee. 
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If only it were just about the fucking beans 
I’m sure the power cable makes all the difference.
Without inflicting salted caramel on it (the mind shudders at the thought), a red for salt is almost impossible.
The answer is, therefore, to have a pork pie and then a mince pie.
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