Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

Plumbed. All of them. Some new depths like mince pies in the first week of October are depths that were as yet umplunbed.

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There is much enjoyment in that box.

85mm of pure Chrimbo joy.

Double post. Wank.

It is fucking October you galloping numpty.

Fuckin’ troll BTW

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Xmas finch

Grinch.

it is 2020 but the mods haven’t noticed, time is warped in this thread

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It is all Ginger Roger’s fault. Half-arsed seasonal confectionery based trolling done poorly…

The mods* have noticed, they just don’t care if you choose to sit in your own faeces.

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*well, I did.

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< shudder >

I really regret that night I clicked on that link, even after you and Ed had told me what to expect.

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variety

Dearest Mr. Kipling,

I trust this note finds you well.
May I suggest you take your environmentally wrong packaging & hateful silver ā€˜hats’ and thrust them menacingly up your marketing managers bung hole.

ā€˜VARIETY’ is the road to disappointment. It sits beside ā€˜Fun size’ (Logically speaking this would be the size of the Isle of Sheppey) as a manipulative mechanism. Why not package your best effort instead of a box of Ugh, Meh and OK? PERFECTION is truth, you have created a box of lies.

In no way yours

Frampton Horsebender IV.

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A post was merged into an existing topic: Mince pies…2020 vision

No official figures but this has to be in the running for 4 reds

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The good people of Reddit did some research on this and this was the only one they could find.

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The 4 year old pie that wouldn’t die.

The good old days when pie threads deserved their own vintage, rather than a lazy title rehash.

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We definitely needed a second mince pie thread-necro :+1:

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