Plumbed. All of them. Some new depths like mince pies in the first week of October are depths that were as yet umplunbed.
There is much enjoyment in that box.
85mm of pure Chrimbo joy.
Double post. Wank.
It is fucking October you galloping numpty.
Fuckinā troll BTW
Xmas finch
Grinch.

It is fucking October you galloping numpty.
it is 2020 but the mods havenāt noticed, time is warped in this thread
It is all Ginger Rogerās fault. Half-arsed seasonal confectionery based trolling done poorlyā¦

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It is fucking October you galloping numpty.
it is 2020 but the mods havenāt noticed, time is warped in this thread
The mods* have noticed, they just donāt care if you choose to sit in your own faeces.
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*well, I did.

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I really regret that night I clicked on that link, even after you and Ed had told me what to expect.
Dearest Mr. Kipling,
I trust this note finds you well.
May I suggest you take your environmentally wrong packaging & hateful silver āhatsā and thrust them menacingly up your marketing managers bung hole.
āVARIETYā is the road to disappointment. It sits beside āFun sizeā (Logically speaking this would be the size of the Isle of Sheppey) as a manipulative mechanism. Why not package your best effort instead of a box of Ugh, Meh and OK? PERFECTION is truth, you have created a box of lies.
In no way yours
Frampton Horsebender IV.
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The Waitrose pies are a half arsed effort at getting all 4 red blocks lit up.
Still looking for that elusive foodstuff that ticks all the boxes.(I suspect some of the Reeses chocolate & peanut efforts might get close but they donāt have this labelling)
No official figures but this has to be in the running for 4 reds
The 4 year old pie that wouldnāt die.
The good old days when pie threads deserved their own vintage, rather than a lazy title rehash.
We definitely needed a second mince pie thread-necro